Hello all,
About 6 weeks ago I began on the journey to change from an over-weight IT geek with the typical IT Geek lifestyle, into a trim, fit man, training to run a tough mudder in early September.
I am still going strong. I'm at 185 lbs now, which is about 35 lbs less. I went from barely being able to walk .7 miles to running nearly 5 miles. I began just running, but now I have added protein to my juice diet (www.rebootwithjoe.com) and begin strength training, with push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, and other exercises.
I am realizing that September is a LONG way away to wait to actually do something. So, I signed up for the Campbellsport 5k Walk/Run on July 4th. I am debating IF I want to run, or can even complete the Wausau YMCA short Triathalon, which is 1/4 mile swimming, 17 miles biking, and 5k running. This one I am going to need A LOT of convincing and encouragement. I really really really don't want to do something that I am not going to finish or may end up hurting myself so I can't run the tough mudder. I can swim the 1/4 mile. I and bike the 17 miles, and I can run the 5k, but I don't know if I can do them back to back.
Now the story.
Today I learned another very important lesson. Know the watering holes!
You may have noticed two pauses in my run today. The first pause was for doing a #1. The second pause was for answering the questions from the police officer. It went something like this.
Officer: "What were you doing over there?"
Me: "Taking a leak......(sheepishly)"
Officer: "Give me one good reason that I shouldn't give you a ticket for public urination."
Me: "Okay! I'll give you two. First, unless someone has control over the Hubble Telescope with an infrared filter trained on me, there is no way that anyone would have known I was in there. Second, I was so far into that bush that even I couldn't see what I was grabbing."
Officer: (Grin)(Snicker/laugh, brief moment for him to gather his words) Move along! Next time fine a watering hole.
Me: "Yes sir. Thank you officer."
I pretty much giggled the entire rest of my run.
On another note, a group that I am a part of is thinking about putting together an IT Geek pin-up calendar. The more I think about it, I say...WHY NOT... There are all kinds of strange fetishes out there, why not an IT Geek one.
So, my question to you, if I were selected to be in the calendar....what should be my story or caption?
Tom
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